1. i'm not thaaaat old.

    Me: Have you ever been to a concert before?
    Nick (9 year old boy): No but this year I will!
    Me: Cool! I was your age when I went to my first concert, guess who it was?
    Nick: I don't know any of the hippie bands around when you were a kid.
    Me: hahahahaha I'm not that old Nick! Do you know Nsync?
    Nick: Never heard of them.
    Me: How about Justin Timberlake?
    Nick: Nope.
    [Cerina,10 year old girl walks in]
    Me: Cerina, do you know Justin Timberlake?
    Cerina: Oh yeah, he won the Nickelodeon kid's choice award.

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